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Remain Silent
... in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; "Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding ... of the church. The Pastor gave the man the microphone to say what he wanted to say. He said "Pastor, please show me the way to the ...
Anonymous - 09/08/2023 - 08:58 - 0 comments
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Big Dreamer
... he called me two weeks ago to tell me that his daughter is getting married! If your daughter is getting married so what? Then just last week, Jay-z sent me a message on Whatsapp asking for my ...
Anonymous - 09/06/2023 - 21:58 - 1 comment
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I'm Not A Virgin
... weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything you can do to help me?" The doctor says, "Medically, no, ... it in," and she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?" The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just ...
Anonymous - 09/06/2023 - 20:22 - 1 comment
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Last Wish II
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the ... she wishes. The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a ... then reminds her again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points on the beach to a small development of ten such ...
Anonymous - 09/06/2023 - 19:14 - 2 comments
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Computer Assistant
... I am having trouble with WordPerfect. COMPUTER ASSISTANT: What sort of trouble? AKPOS: I was just typing along and all of a sudden the ... Can you see the C prompt on the screen? AKPOS: What is the C prompt? COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Never mind. Can you move the cursor ...
Anonymous - 09/05/2023 - 06:57 - 0 comments
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Heavenly Exams
... already been through a test. My mummy used to say, ''Life is like a final exam. It's hard." "Yes, Akpos, I know. But this test is ... letter 'T'?" 2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is God's first name? "Well, sir," said Akpos, "The first one is ...
Anonymous - 08/29/2023 - 16:15 - 2 comments
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Bad Old Woman
... you?" "Oh, no, no," said the old lady. "You see, my yard is right next to the baseball stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans ... said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not ...
Anonymous - 08/28/2023 - 21:09 - 0 comments
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God's Judgement
... first. She started like this... EVE: LORD, I don't know what's wrong with this man o! Every time he annoys me. This is not the first time, or the second time, or even the third time. In fact, ...
Anonymous - 08/28/2023 - 14:52 - 0 comments
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Short Replies
... dear? GIRL: 5n. ME: How was your day? GIRL: 5n. ME: How is your family? GIRL: 5n. ME: Are you missing me? GIRL: No. ME: But I'm ... No ME: Are you with someone over there? GIRL: No. ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short ...
Anonymous - 08/28/2023 - 15:04 - 0 comments
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Funny Court Room Questions
... calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What gear were you in, at the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reebok! ... us an example of something you've forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-three or thirty-six, I can't ...
Anonymous - 08/24/2023 - 19:28 - 0 comments