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Dead Prostitute
... While the confused guy was still trying to understand what was happening, the girl's phone rang. He picked it up. Here's the ... Guy, you're in trouble! That girl you just raped to death is the IG's daughter. GUY: But I didn't rape her. I paid her for service ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 0 comments
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Definition of The Government
... that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is. When Little Akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Stupid Students
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria? CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi! ... of Defence? CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo! TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria? CHILDREN: Enugu! TEACHER: Very good! ... 25! TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary! Author: @daniel ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 1 comment
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She ate shawarma
... and the following conversation takes place. DOCTOR: What happened to her? AKPOS: She ate shawarma. DOCTOR: What? Is she allergic? AKPOS: No! DOCTOR: Then why is she like this? Because she ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:42 - 0 comments
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It's a miracle
Cop: Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: It's water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Me: What? Jesus! He did it again! Author: ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:42 - 0 comments
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Dear Husband
... cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I ... for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:45 - 0 comments
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Ways to die
... A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus. MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 0 comments
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Letter to Bill Gates from Akpos
... problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you check this. ... when will you provide that? 5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use d pc at home. 6. I bought computer, ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 1 comment
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The Rich African King
... of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, "Don't reject the guy outright." So, she tries to ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:44 - 1 comment
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Guilty by the hammer
... with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?" He replied "He is my next door neighbour". The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 0 comments