18+ Jokes
An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...
"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...
DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...
A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...
Akpos walked into class with black eye. The Teacher asked,"What happened?" Akpos replied, "My house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad...
A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she...
Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...
A boy caught his dad having s*x with the housemaid. The father gave his son N500 not to tell anybody including his mum. The boy replied, "Dad, this is unfair! Mum gave me N1,500...
DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?
A young lady comes out of a bus with her left breast showing. She actually walked down a whole mile. A police man sees her and calls her. "Madam,you do know I can arrest you for...