All Jokes

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next...

A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to...

One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went...

Worldwide conversation...KELVIN: I'm HUNGARY.MUM: Why don't you CZECH the fridge?KELVIN: Ok, I'm RUSSIAN to the kitchen!MUM: You'll also find some TURKEY in the fridge.KELVIN:...

A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...

A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too...