All Jokes

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good...

A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met with him privately and...

A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the...

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife...

AKPOS: I've got a stomach ache.MUM: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts.AKPOS: Now I know why daddy has headaches all the time. His head must...

Dear Sir,Thank you for your letter of 5th August, 2010.After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your...

TEACHER: Why are you talking during my lesson? STUDENT: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.

I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...