All Jokes
A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.He told her his mum had a phobia for non-...
Akpos, a rich businessman, was coming from the bank when three armed robbers stopped him.The shortest amongst them shouted at him, "Your money or your life?!" Akpos was silent for...
A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...
1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.2. Gifts from Santa are free, you pay for gifts from Father Xmas.3. Santa's gifts are properly wrapped, Father Xmas' gifts are in a...
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...
KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!
"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
Three thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty.The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in...
A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...