All Jokes
A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...
Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...
When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I...
DOG: How come I have never seen you people making love in public? CAT: Do you want humans to copy our style like they did to yours?
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
Angelina and her anti gay campaigner boyfriend named Akpos went on a supposed romantic holiday to Spain. After four days in Spain, Akpos suddenly stopped caring and giving her...
[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...
GIRLFRIEND: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming?BOYFRIEND: Alright! No problem... But how much is it?GIRLFRIEND: It's just N15k.BOYFRIEND: BLOOD OF...
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...
Having tried everything else, Akpos decide to return to his home town to contest as a member of the House of Assembly. The following conversation occur:PARTY CHAIRMAN: Yes Mr...