All Jokes

There is a South-African man, a Nigerian man, and a Ghanaian man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane...

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from...

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her, Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."...

A couple lived together but the wife always seemed to be bothered by her husband's consistent way of ordering her around. So one day, she decided to speak up and the following...

God said: "I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother..."....Devil replied: "Even I cannot be everywhere too, so I created Mother-in-Law...

(Phone rings)AKPOS: Hello baby.GIRLFRIEND: Hey, can you please deposit 500 bucks for me? I want to go out to the mall with my friends!AKPOS: Do you think you should be going out...

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...

Akpos and Kwame met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. Kwame kept complaining about his family problems. Finally, Akpos said to Kwame, "You think you have family problems...

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, you know my birthday is coming very soon.BOYFRIEND: Yes I do.GIRLFRIEND: What gift will you present to me?BOYFRIEND: What do you want?GIRLFRIEND: Uhmm! Buy me an...

Akpos is watching 'Who Wants To Be Millionaire?' with his wife, Janet. He turns to Janet and says, "Do you want sex?" Janet replies, "No" Akpos says, "Is that your final answer?"...