All Jokes
1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend always tells you, "baby, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" he/she is lying, some beauty are so obvious, everybody sees it, not the beholder...
A man wanted to spend some time with his wife in the living room. He said to his son, "Peter, why don't you go out and get some fresh air. You can tell me whatever you see outside...
A boy by chance enters into his mum's room and saw her mum giving his dad a blow job. The boy, disgusted, looks at his mum, and says, "And you scold me for sucking my thumb."
Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/...
Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe...
MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.
LADY: Akpos, no sex for now, I'm mourning my late husband.AKPOS: That's why I'm wearing a black condom. So open your legs and accept my condolence.
A father decided to take his son abroad to learn English because it has proven to be impossible in Nigeria. He took him to a language school in UK and demanded that the school...