All Jokes

Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and...

A woman tells her Priest, "I'm so angry with my husband!" The Priest replies, "Why?" "I asked him who would you save if your mum and I were drowning in a deep sea?" "And what was...

AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name?GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you.AKPOS: OK. Can I have your phone number then?GIRL: Nope.AKPOS: Can we at least meet on...

Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't...

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day: AKPOS: Hello girl. GIRL: Hi. AKPOS: You are really...

I received a message from my phone network on Independence Day. The message says:"Know interesting facts about your country. Text NIG to 32050. Text costs N100 per day."As a good...

MAN: I want to give myself to you.WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!

Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of...

A boy by chance enters into his mum's room and saw her mum giving his dad a blow job. The boy, disgusted, looks at his mum, and says, "And you scold me for sucking my thumb."

Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/...