All Jokes

A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...

POLICE: Why did you steal his watch?THIEF: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!POLICE: When did he give it to you?THIEF: When I showed him the gun!

If Life Were Like A Computer:You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!...

A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and...

A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy...

AKPOS: I look just exactly like my mumEKAITE: Oh really! me too.AKPOS: But you said your mum is beautiful?

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...

The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships.The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat.Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal...

A boy went to his mom to ask for money:SON: Mom, I need some money to buy a bicycle MOM: What do you think I am made of money?SON: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place:MAN 1: I cant takes this any more!MAN 2: What is the matter?MAN 1: My wife cheated on me!MAN 2: That is...