All Jokes
A lady dozed off in church during a sermon when the preacher decided to switch the topic. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and jumped to her feet. She noticed that...
MOTHER: Apkos, can you please clean the fish I bought from the market? AKPOS: WTF?! MOTHER: What do you...
A man, who just got tested of HIV called his mom: MAN: Mom, I have tested positive.MOTHER: HAAA! Don't come back home my son, DO NOT COME BACK HOME!MAN: Why mom, I'm still your...
One day, a lady visited a herbalist to find out more about her marriage. In the dark and hazy room, the herbalist, peering into a mud water filled calabash, delivered a grave news...
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.BILL: While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...
Dump questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.Why do you wan't my Pin?Ans: I want...
TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...
A man walked into a bar and sat close to a Caucasian guy who was drinking. He saw a dog panting close to where the Caucasian guy was sitting and asked, "Cute dog you have there...