All Jokes

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she...

The phone rings and a little voice quickly answers the phone, "Hello." The salesman on the other end of the line asks, "Is your mother there?" The little voice replies, "Yes, but...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and...

Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...

An English man, a French man and a Nigerian man go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.Just as the bartender hands them over, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of...

A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal.The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."''...

Lipton Tea manufacturer wanted a new advertising gimmick, so the senior creative manager at the advertising agency decided to go to Rome to see if he could persuade the Pope to...

1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...

A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...