All Jokes

The phone rings and a little voice quickly answers the phone, "Hello." The salesman on the other end of the line asks, "Is your mother there?" The little voice replies, "Yes, but...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and...

Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...

An English man, a French man and a Nigerian man go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.Just as the bartender hands them over, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of...

A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal.The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."''...

Akpos, who was a salesman in a Shoprite Store was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.''I...

1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...

A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...

A girl posted this on her Facebook Timeline:"My ex dumped me two months ago and now he's engaged! **Sad Face**" Immediately Akpos saw it, he commented: "At least you made it to...