All Jokes

A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."

TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...

A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"

A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...

A man walked into a bar and sat close to a Caucasian guy who was drinking. He saw a dog panting close to where the Caucasian guy was sitting and asked, "Cute dog you have there...

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?PAPA:...

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked shaving in front of him and she tried...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5....

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;"Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or...