All Jokes

Girls are like...BOY: Why are you so quiet?GIRL: Nothing.BOY: Come on, tell me.GIRL: I said nothing is wrong!BOY: Ok, see you later.GIRL: I knew you don't care!BOY: WTF!!!

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.Pretending to be a busy...

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!I called my daughter to come over...

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...

Two taxis crashed into each other. "What's the matter with you?" shouted the driver of one. "Are you blind?""Blind ?" said the other driver. "I hit you, didn't I?"

A man handed 20 naira to a blind man begging for alms by the road side. The blind man said, "Excuse me sir, this money looks fake." The man, surprised, asked the blind man, "How...

In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside.

Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains...

Akpos and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day:WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did...