All Jokes
A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but...
The World Dictionary Union has just released some new words into the dictionary. Here are some of the new words below;Enyeama = save England = unluckySuarez = biteSpain =...
Akpos went to the doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream, I am always playing football." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." Akpos replies, "I can't...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day, she comes home to find her...
WIFE: I found an aladdin's lamp today.HUSBAND: Wow, what did you ask for?WIFE: I told the genie to increase your brain capacity times ten. HUSBAND: Oh, has he done it? WIFE:...
A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. PASTOR: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in...
KWAME: I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners. AKPOS: I can't even imagine it. I have never...
TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called? AKPOS: ADULTERY!
Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door. TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you...
To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...