All Jokes

A Nigerian houseboy is mopping the floor and his Oyinbo madam, coming in from the shower, a towel draped around her, slips and falls, her legs flung open."Akpos," she shrieks, "I...

You know you have a bad luck:After boarding a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can't find your money. If you are downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%!If...

Lady enter's a barbing salon:AKPOS: Wow! I haven't seen such beauty before! Do you come here often?LADY: Not really.AKPOS: I would like us to know each other better.LADY: Can't...

A movie director needed an extra to act a scene which involves depicting a gateman. So they offered Akpos, who was incidentally the gateman at the house they were filming, to play...

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever dog between them. The first...

I was raped at the age of nine - Oprah Winfrey.I was in prison for 27 years - Nelson Mandela.I didn't even complete my University education- Bill Gates.I used to serve tea at a...

Akpos went to the doctor concerning an ailment he had. The following conversation took place between them:AKPOS: Please don't laugh at me when I reveal my ailment.DOCTOR: Of...

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."The driver gets annoyed as...

One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...