All Jokes

Boss says to secretary, "We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements."Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week...

Akpos, in a drunken state, was staggering home one night and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead...

In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.

A ninety-year-old man who is suffering from memory loss is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man...

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...

A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...

A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon...

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled...

The Sunday school teacher said this while teaching on the resurrection of Christ and his Elites:TEACHER: If today were to be the resurrection day, righteousness will be one of the...