All Jokes
After the marriage, the bride put a box next to her bed and told her husband never to open and check, whats inside of it. 40 years passed and the husband impatiently opened the...
During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!
One afternoon, a nomad was out with his cows and his pet dog grazing the field. He continuously beat the cows with a stick to quicken their movement. One of the cows suddenly...
EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material...
Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, ezeagu community sent a delegate, Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm...
AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an...
1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....
TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...
The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train.The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely...
There was a pastor who wanted to impress his audience by performing miracles, so as to gain more audience. Hecalled his son and said to him, "On Sunday, you will go up into the...