All Jokes

An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" A British...

One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...

Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious...

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty!...

MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...

Apkos went for a police position and had to answer a background question paper. The very last question stated, "It is midnight, and you find a burglar in your lounge, stealing...

A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper...