All Jokes

Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...

I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!"I got up and went home with the laptop.He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!"I...

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty!...

A widower with three children got married to a widow with two kids and gave birth to three children together. One day a fight occurred amongst all the children. The woman tried to...

In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...

AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".

An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" A British...

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...

One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...