All Jokes

Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to...

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children...

There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7...

Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.

Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn't submit an assignment.Dear Lecturer,I'm sorry I could not do the homework on...

The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission."Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady...

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...