All Jokes
Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...
AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!
Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...
After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...
A new Irish priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked his Irish father Murphy for some advice. Irish father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about...
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally...
A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?WIFE...
The brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have the choice of two brains," he told the patient, "for $1000 you can have the brain of a Astronaut...
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian.MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?MUSA...
A man asks his wife about a mysterious bag of beans in the kitchen. MAN: Honey where did this bag of beans come from?WIFE: Honey I'm sorry please forgive me...I've been unfaithful...