All Jokes
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm...
A man went to a doctor for help. The following conversation took place: MAN: I am not feeling fine. DOCTOR: You are suffering from tuberculosis. MAN: Are you sure it is...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....
The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....
Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...