All Jokes
Akpos was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpos in the face and says"That's KUNG FU, made in...
A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh...
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl...
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc..., that each had an "A" so far for the...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at...
SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up. SON: I tried not to...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is...