All Jokes
One fateful Saturday morning, a father called his son.FATHER: Son, it's time we talked about sex.SON: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
TEACHER: George, not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now, Akpos do you know why his father didn't punish him?AKPOS: Because George still had...
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death...
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.He looked at her slowly and then said : "A-B-C-D-E-F-G- H-I-J-K"."What does that mean?" she asked."Adorable,...
A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'. Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil...
DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and...