All Jokes
Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...
WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my...
Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...
Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...
Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...
A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear...
Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...
A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...