All Jokes
Three men goes to heaven. When they get there, they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want except stepping on the ducks. A week goes by...
Akpos was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an eyes operation, so he says, "doctor, I still can't see" The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to undress in...
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.MUM: Me too. I hardly use home...
A married lady was going into a hotel with her boyfriend when she saw her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately...
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at...
When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the...
Two gentlemen, Akpos and Nkosi were interviewed and were called back after some time for results and job briefing. Results showed that both scored 90 percent. Surprisingly, only...
Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...
WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!