All Jokes

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,...

EKAETTE: Akpos, why did you wake me up at this time of the night?AKPOS: You forgot to take your sleeping pills.

Wife thinks, "Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd...

A couple went to the zoo, as they passed a gorilla's cage the girlfriend said "babe did you know that the gorilla resembles a man in its behavior? The boyfriend got annoyed but...

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them. The following conversation ensued: POLICE: Are...

A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...

A girl singing in bus. AKPOS: Why cant you sing in radio?GIRL: Am I singing that good?AKPOS: I mean, we can at least put off the radio.

A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on Christmas day." The boy received a letter from santa saying, "send me your mother".

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man,and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to...