All Jokes
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon....
MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...
TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards herBOY: Can I kiss you?GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.BOY: Please.GIRL: No.BOY: You were too...
John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...
You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"
A man was driving down the street, and he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up towards the Heaven, he said, "Lord, have pity on me. If you find...