All Jokes

There were two little boys, 8 years JOHN and BILL 10 years old , very mischievous and naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief...

A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school TEACHER: What's ur name?BOY: MohammadTEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from todayThe boy went homeMOM: How was...

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them. The following conversation ensued: POLICE: Are...

Osas,was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Akpos, saying "If i don't come back...

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of R5000 and watches to see what they would do with the...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...

A naked lady ran into Okoro's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. Okoro didn't start the car but he was just starring at the woman over and over again. The lady looked...

There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...