All Jokes

After dipping AKPOS three times in water, Father Peter then said to him, "You are now a new creation so your name is no longer AKPOS but Paul. From now onwards, no drinking...

A good lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest!

Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming....Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?Akpos: With smiles all over his face he said,...

TEACHER: Who is d President of Iraq?JOHNNY: I don't know MissTEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies.JOHNNY: Please Miss, can I ask a question?TEACHER: Yes.JOHNNY: Do U...

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).AKPOS: so what do i do first?AKPOS'...

There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...

Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...