All Jokes

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no...

Police: Mr Apkos, where do u Live?Akpos: with my mom.Police: where does ur mom live?Akpos: with my Dad.Police: [Getting Impatient] where does ur dad live?Akpos: with me and my mom...

...That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chestAkpos: I merely followed instructions..

Girlfriend: Akpos dear, I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be?Akpos: A joke.

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked Akpos "Yes, Sir" replied Akpos."Well then, that makes everything just fine" the boss went on "after you left early yesterday...

TEACHER: Akpos expand the bracket...x(a b)=yAKPOS: x(a b)=y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = yTEACHER: Akpos...