Family Jokes

One day, thieves came to Akpos' house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun.After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...

AKPOS: Mum, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die.MUM: Idiot! Its your Mother that will die, not mine. Who is more stupid?

Akpos went to a night club, and when he got home the following conversation ensued.MUM: Akpos, where are you coming from?AKPOS: Classes!MUM: Don't lie to me boy!!!!!AKPOS: I went...

After a business trip a lady returned home, where she met her son and maid working on a puzzle, this conversation ensued between the three of them,MUM: What did you and daddy do...

A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!

Once Akpos and his son went to the city and for the first time and they saw an elevator. An old ugly woman went in, the elevator went to the top floor and stayed there for two...

Akpos looked at himself in a mirror and then looked at his grandfather and askedAKPOS: Did God make you grandpaGRANDPA: Yes, yes He did!AKPOS: Did He also make me?GRANDPA: Of...

AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl...