Funny Sayings

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

Kaduna, kogi, Nasarawa and Niger state will be dragging for one boyfriend because he is handsome which is the FCT(ABUJA)Akwa Ibom will be that woman that always want to satisfy...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...

These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 2. Guys, when a...

Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...

Please help me pray for my neighbour's daughter. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed an 8GB Memory Card and she has been singing all the songs on it. We don't...

To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...

BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!