Funny Sayings

NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...

Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...

That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's...

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me Ill take you to an eye specialist!

Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...