Funny Sayings

Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:1. Four pencil trousers.2. 9 T-shirt.3. Akpos Jokes Websites 4....

May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...

FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.

A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...

BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...

The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.

1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....

How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...

Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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