Funny Sayings

QUESTION: Why do men struggle to make eye contact with women? ANSWER: Because breasts don't have eyes.

No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman's breast...

Don't be Suffering and Forming... you will confuse the Angel of Blessings...

I've finally decided to stop drinking for good... Now I drink for evil!

If the woman is always right and a man is always wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she's right... Is the man right or wrong?

"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow." Mugabe 2009 We are living in a generation where people "...

I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact name saved as, "FREE FOOD"!

Baby, You must be a Yam... Cos my Heart is pounding for you!

Move to a girl, she turns you down. You try to move to her friend, she gets angry. If you apply for UK Visa and they refuse you, won't you try US?

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