Funny Sayings

A Girl will like you for being funny... 3 months later when she's angry, she will tell you, "You think everything's a joke?"

Do you know that you can't breathe with your tongue sticking out of your mouth... Now put your tongue back in and stop acting like a dog...

BREAKING NEWS!!! Easter May Be Postponed!!! Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small due to the current...

If poison reaches its expiry date.... Would it be MORE poisonous or LESS poisonous?

Here in Africa, we only see light when we read Genesis 1 vs 3... and God said let there be light and there was light.

What did the doctor find when he took an X-ray of a dummy's head? Ans: Nothing. What is the perfect cure for dandruff? Ans: Baldness. What is the best way to cure acid...

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. MARRIAGE: It is an agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains...

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. After you have prayed, If you are still in Darkness, Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an accident when it was Mummy that hit his head. 2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool...