Funny Sayings

Did you hear about the wooden car? It wouldn't start!

What happens to the Lipstick used by ladies? 5% of the Lipstick is stuck to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper and Cotton Tabs at the time of removing...

If we are not careful, Our next Generation Kids will learn A,B,C,D... this Way: A is for ATM B is for Bluetooth C is for Chatting D is for Download E is for Email F is for...

I Changed All My Passwords to "Incorrect". So Whenever I Forget, it Will Tell Me, "Your Password is Incorrect".

No Drug is as Effective as a Bank Credit Alert. It can wake up your dead cells in a matter of minutes, return your lost appetite and even make you smile during a Funeral Service...

BREAKING NEWS!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger, famous American actor and one-time governor of California state passed away an hour ago in his house. He died from a gunshot wound when...

ARE YOU BORED? Are you interested in participating in a game? If you're a girl, pick up your phone and send, "I'M PREGNANT BABY" to ten unknown numbers If you're a guy, pick...

In Lagos, you’ll be in traffic for 3 hours, only to reach the front and see what’s causing traffic is garden egg.

1 Quality Brazillian Hair = 78 bags of cement. 1 Quality designer Handbag = 10 tankers of water. 1 Quality pair of designer shoe = 1 trailer load of sand. 1 iPhone 6 =...

I can't stand these grown men in their 30s thinking they're too young for marriage... Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve!

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