Funny Sayings
Sometimes the Best Things in Life are Worth Waiting for... So Wait For Me, I will be Right Back!
QUESTION: What is the definition of "Trouble"? ANSWER: Trouble is when a Soldier reprimands (punish) you and releases you to go, but you jump onto your Motor Bike (Okada) and...
If you think it's only true love that's difficult to find... Try finding the HOD of your department when you need his signature on a form
I'm convinced that girls buy weaves to impress other girls... Because Guys don't know the difference between Brazilian, Egyptian, Indian, 18 Inch, 20 Inch, N500,000 or N1000...
Alcohol does not make you FAT! It makes you Lean... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
No sound on earth is louder than the cover of the pot dropping on the floor as you try to steal meat.
This message below is for all the lazy guys... If you have no energy to make money, where the hell do you get the energy to sweat on someone's daughter?!
You wear a nice suit everyday, no one sees you. The day you decide to wear an oversize shirt, you will run into 5 of your exes, your primary school mates and your Facebook crush!
I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?