General Jokes
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man...
Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.
A Nigerian and a Ghanaian were both opportuned to meet at an ATM stand. They both took different ATM stands when suddenly the Nigerian shouted and laughed, "Man, you are a dumb! I...
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...
Three black men were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first black man said, "I don't know about the two of you, but I am going to wear some red boxers...
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!When asked that did he miss...
I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...
A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...