General Jokes

In the movie, Ramsey Nouah is the stepson of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G), Patience Ozokwo acted as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo's plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the...

I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...

A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...

KWAME: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!AKPOS: Sorry bro, get well soon.

At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names.For instance, Chief (Dr...

One day, I went to an office in Ikoyi, I worked into one man's office there. I noticed the man displayed his wife's pictures all over her office; his laptop, phone, table, chair,...

A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have somegood news and, I have some bad news."The art collector replied...

One day, a poor man was walking with his two sons when a car accidentally hit one of his sons. The driver came down from his car, quietly wrote a cheque of N10million, gave it to...

My neighbour applied for a job as an Industrial Spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as my...