General Jokes
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have somegood news and, I have some bad news."The art collector replied...
A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...
My illiterate uncle was tired of being called an illiterate by his friends. One day, he made up his mind to get educated and travelled to the city for months.He then visited his...
Akpos called a Computer Assistant on phone to complain and this conversation took place...COMPUTER ASSISTANT: May I help you?AKPOS: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPerfect....
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this...
The inspector of Police enters the station and orders...INSPECTOR: Today, we're going to finally arrest the notorious leader of the terrorist group that has been terrorising this...
A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...
An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,...
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...
KWAME: Why are you tip toe-ing in front of the Pharmacy?AKPOS: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills..