General Jokes

Girls and the love of gifts. "Honey I miss you, what are you getting me for EMEKA's burial?"

Akpos, a rich businessman, was coming from the bank when three armed robbers stopped him.The shortest amongst them shouted at him, "Your money or your life?!" Akpos was silent for...

A guy is woken one night by noises coming from his backyard. He gets up and looks through the window and spots two burglars helping themselves to his gardening equipment. The man...

Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...

A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy...

AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...

A junior worker in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake and said, "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!"The boss shouted, "Do you know whom you're talking to?!"...

Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.BILL: While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...

GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...

A fat chicken cat walked past a ram tied to a tree during this Sallah. The chicken greeted the Ram jestfully, saying: "Bros I dey hail o, happy Sallah." And the Ram replied the...