General Jokes
Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos.The first Politician started, "I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh.""I...
There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...
A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy...
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...
A junior worker in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake and said, "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!"The boss shouted, "Do you know whom you're talking to?!"...
A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.BILL: While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...
A fat chicken cat walked past a ram tied to a tree during this Sallah. The chicken greeted the Ram jestfully, saying: "Bros I dey hail o, happy Sallah." And the Ram replied the...