Marriage Jokes
At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;"Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or...
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of...
Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...
A very elderly couple appears before a judge. Your honor, we want a divorce.A divorce? asks the judge, How old are you?Im 93. Shes 89.And how long have you been married?65 years....
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...
WIFE: I found an aladdin's lamp today.HUSBAND: Wow, what did you ask for?WIFE: I told the genie to increase your brain capacity times ten. HUSBAND: Oh, has he done it? WIFE:...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen, "What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you,...
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...