Marriage Jokes

A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5....

One day, a lady visited a herbalist to find out more about her marriage. In the dark and hazy room, the herbalist, peering into a mud water filled calabash, delivered a grave news...

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day, she comes home to find her...

To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...

HUSBAND: Honey. If I die, what will you do? WIFE: I will stay with my sister. What about you? HUSBAND: I will stay with your sister.

Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...

Armed robbers broke into Akpos' household one day and asked everyone to lie flat. After gathering all they could, they decided to kill everyone one by one. Akpor' gateman was...

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...