Marriage Jokes
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried...
BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...
A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and...
Akpos is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Akpos replied, "Actually, I've...
DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I...
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...
One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...
WIFE: My dear, this is the man who saved you from drowning. Should I reward him with ten dollars?HUSBAND: I was half-dead when he dragged me out of the water. Give him five...
To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...
EKAETTE: Any difference between Confidence and Secret? AKPOS: I married you; that's Confidence. Mama Rukewe, your cousin is my first wife; that's Secret.