Marriage Jokes
WIFE: I hate this beggar! HUSBAND: What did he do? WIFE: I gave the rascal food yesterday and today he gave me a book titled 'How To Cook'!
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe...
Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How...
EKAETTE: Any difference between Confidence and Secret? AKPOS: I married you; that's Confidence. Mama Rukewe, your cousin is my first wife; that's Secret.
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she...
A bookseller conducting market survey asked a woman: ''Which book has helped you most in life?''The woman replied my husband's cheque BOOK.
Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day, she comes home to find her...