Marriage Jokes
Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...
WIFE: My dear, this is the man who saved you from drowning. Should I reward him with ten dollars?HUSBAND: I was half-dead when he dragged me out of the water. Give him five...
A very elderly couple appears before a judge. Your honor, we want a divorce.A divorce? asks the judge, How old are you?Im 93. Shes 89.And how long have you been married?65 years....
EKAETTE: Any difference between Confidence and Secret? AKPOS: I married you; that's Confidence. Mama Rukewe, your cousin is my first wife; that's Secret.
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she...
WIFE: I found an aladdin's lamp today.HUSBAND: Wow, what did you ask for?WIFE: I told the genie to increase your brain capacity times ten. HUSBAND: Oh, has he done it? WIFE:...
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...