Marriage Jokes

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again...

The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase."What happened?" "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife,...

A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...

WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"

The first guy said "when my wife was pregnant she read,the novel: the 2 cities and gave birth 2 twins". The second guy said, his wife read the 3 musketeers and gave birth 2...

An angry wife to her husband (Akpos) on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you?Akpos: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with...

A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette. Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work. Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now...

My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary...