Marriage Jokes
A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"
Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...
Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine...
AKPOS: My wife gives me sound adviceOCHUKO: Really?AKPOS: Yeah, 99% SOUND, 1% ADVICE!
EKAETTE: Akpos why have you been staring at me all day?..AKPOS: Ochuko said I should man up & face my problem
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "You must demand cash before sex, I know him he...
Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...