Marriage Jokes

During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in...

[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...

MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this...

Akpos: Musa, if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?Musa: Ofcourse, my dog! Akpos: Why your dog?Musa: My dog...

Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?

A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"

Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine...

AKPOS: My wife gives me sound adviceOCHUKO: Really?AKPOS: Yeah, 99% SOUND, 1% ADVICE!