Marriage Jokes

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey...

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked...

Three women sit in a beauty saloon talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn'...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found...

Husband takes the wife to a night party. Theres a guy on the dance floor dancing happily breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Youll get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no...

Here's a little advice to all who want long, happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you're the man and the head of the house, take decision on...

My lawyer asked me "Why do you want to get a divorce?"I responded "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."He...

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns...

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