School Jokes

A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...

Akpos was in a Mathematics class, a class he never liked. The teacher was teaching Algebra that day and the aspect involved was somewhat easy. The teacher decided to evaluate the...

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A man came to his son's school to confront his teacher as to why his son had repeated her class 3 times. He entered the class and began to shout at her, "My son has always been...

Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man.After talking about "Goat" the next topic was "Dog". He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around...

In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.Second term,...

A Teacher asked Akpos in class..."If you have only one shoe, and that's the only shoe you have to wear, your Dad has seven shoes, he decides to give you two of his shoes to wear....

QUESTION: PROVE PAPA = MAMA (10 MARKS)ART STUDENTS: This cannot be done! COMMERCIAL STUDENTS: It's very impossible! SCIENCE STUDENTS: Pressure(P) =Force(F)/ Area(A). i.e P = F/A...

I shifted my locker to the right side of the class. This is what I've been doing every week, I keep changing position of the locker.My teacher always ask people to read in class....