School Jokes
A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...
A boy went for an exam and was asked the past tense of think. He wrote thinked. When he came out of the hall, the following conversation ensued... FRIEND: How...
TEACHER: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?AKPOS: A waist of time
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
A primary school teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a goat holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the goat in black and the...
A primary school pupil looked so sad, so her teacher asked. Whats the problem Nkechi? I hope its not homework again.Well, uh, yes, it is, replied Nkechi I was stupid and made my...
A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...
TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.