School Jokes

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A primary school pupil looked so sad, so her teacher asked. Whats the problem Nkechi? I hope its not homework again.Well, uh, yes, it is, replied Nkechi I was stupid and made my...

A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.

A lecturer was lecturing his students about racism saying, "Racism is when races don't mix. To a racist, whites and black people should not mingle. There will always be a line...

During my secondary school days, I compulsorily did 14 subjects... I had 14 teachers, with each of them teaching different subjects. Some of them use to beat me, because I did not...

To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...

Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, help the girl her do assignment and they...

A youth corper was one of the invigilators in a WAEC exam holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the hall when the exam was ongoing, a very sexy girl who was wearing a...

A teacher came to the class and advised the children to work hard. She said, "Money don't grow on tree." Akpos stood up and asked the teacher, "If money doesn't grow on tree, why...