School Jokes

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all...

Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...

A primary school teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a goat holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the goat in black and the...

A primary school pupil looked so sad, so her teacher asked. Whats the problem Nkechi? I hope its not homework again.Well, uh, yes, it is, replied Nkechi I was stupid and made my...

A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.

A lecturer was lecturing his students about racism saying, "Racism is when races don't mix. To a racist, whites and black people should not mingle. There will always be a line...

During my secondary school days, I compulsorily did 14 subjects... I had 14 teachers, with each of them teaching different subjects. Some of them use to beat me, because I did not...

To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...

Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, help the girl her do assignment and they...