School Jokes

A lady broke the traffic signal... POLICE: Stop!!! LADY: Please let me go... I am a teacher. POLICE: Aahaa! I have been waiting for this moment all my life... Now write...

Back in those days, there were different kinds of students, We had... The NERDS, they were so booky but they never scored high marks. The NOISE MAKERS, always at the back of...

In a Physics class... TEACHER: How do you scientifically test if a substance is water? AKPOS: Drink it! If you are still thirsty, then its not water.

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she...

While in town, I met my high school Maths Teacher and he asked for the direction to the nearest Eco Bank. ME: Make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8metres (round that up to the...

During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board..."Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming...

In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...

In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...

In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!

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