School Jokes

A lady broke the traffic signal... POLICE: Stop!!! LADY: Please let me go... I am a teacher. POLICE: Aahaa! I have been waiting for this moment all my life... Now write...

Back in those days, there were different kinds of students, We had... The NERDS, they were so booky but they never scored high marks. The NOISE MAKERS, always at the back of...

In a Physics class... TEACHER: How do you scientifically test if a substance is water? AKPOS: Drink it! If you are still thirsty, then its not water.

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she...

While in town, I met my high school Maths Teacher and he asked for the direction to the nearest Eco Bank. ME: Make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8metres (round that up to the...

During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board..."Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming...

TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE

In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...

In a Mathematics class, the following conversation ensued between the teacher and the students... TEACHER: Joy, stand up and tell me any Mathematics Formula. JOY: The...

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

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